A few nights ago I turned to Ralph in bed and made kissing noises with my mouth, using echolocation to hone in on his face in the dark (he makes the noises back to me). I located his lips and went for it, my lips slightly parted. The moment his hairy(?) lips met mine, a tiny tongue quickly darted in and out of my mouth. Those were not Ralph's lips. They were Killer's. It was one of the most surprising and grody kisses I have ever experienced.
I can't stop laughing about it.
Oh my gosh, I totally thought you were talking about Bella the other night!
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yuck.
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